25+ wheelchair jokes
I bought my son a trampoline
But all he wanted to do was sit and cry in his wheelchair
– This was a repost but I thought it was too funny not to share
To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone
You can hide but you can’t run
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
Don’t even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn’t a blind joke. I can’t see how those are funny.
I went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair…
I stood her up, and thats when she fell for me, now were on a roll, I just have to figure out how to ramp it up in the bedroom.
I was dating this girl in a wheelchair….
I tried so hard not to let her walk out of my life
My girlfriend broke up with me cause I stole her wheelchair
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Gave my friend in a wheelchair 3 hits of molly last night
He’s still rollin’ this morning
I dated a girl in a wheelchair
She broke up with me because I kept pushing her around.
I said, “why don’t you stand up for yourself?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
Wheelchairs should have pedals on them
So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal
There’s this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot.
It’s really sad cause he can’t seem to stand up for himself.
Today I was in the elevator with a guy who only rode to the second floor. He couldn’t even bother to take one flight of stairs?
How lazy. That’s probably how he got to be in a wheelchair.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday but nooooooo..
… he just wants to sit in his wheelchair and cry …
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline for his birthday..
..And all he wanted to do was sit in his wheelchair and cry.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, and he hasn’t even used it.
He just sits and cries in his wheelchair.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket…
You can hide, but you can’t run.
My girlfriend broke up with me for stealing her wheelchair
But I’m not bothered, I know she’ll come crawling back any day now
A schoolboy rescues President Trump
A schoolboy walking home from school see Donald Trump* drowning in a pond. He dives him and saves him.
The president is very grateful and offers him a gift as a reward.
“All I want is a wheelchair” says the boy.
My ex is still angry with me for breaking her wheelchair
I’m fine though, I know she’ll come crawling back to me soon enough.
My Son is such a c**t…
I bought him a new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
I hate when people say tomatoes are fruits and not vegetables.
If a gay dude in a wheelchair can be both, why can’t a tomato.
Being in a wheelchair and trying to get ready in the mirror in the worst.
I cant stand to look at myself.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
walking.
In the weeks leading up to my grandfathers death he had to use a wheelchair.
After that he went downhill very quickly.
Did you hear about the depressed guy in a wheelchair?
He couldn’t stand himself.
I got ran over by someone in a wheelchair
It was a hit and can’t run.
To the guy in the wheelchair that stole my camo suit.
You can hide but you cant run.
A blind man and a man in a wheelchair are having a conversation.
The man in the wheelchair says: “hey look! A spider” to which the blind man replied “step on it”
What do you call a dwarf in a wheelchair?
A midget spinner.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude…
He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my ba